So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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