that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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