3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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