That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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