We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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