Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He felt like a one man threesome
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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