He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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