So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
