I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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