Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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