I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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