To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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