im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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