so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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