Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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