I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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