I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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