Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wat bout pragnant strippers??
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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