I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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