i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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