Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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