One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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