You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The uberlube is also flammable
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize