There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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