Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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