i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
me + whiskey = a bad person
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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