You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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