3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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