i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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