He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Shame - the story of my life.
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