highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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