I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Randomize
