me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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