Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You were trust falling into bushes
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