Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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