what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
