if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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