you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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