Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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