Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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