The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
