look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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