with your own penis?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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