How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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