Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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