so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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