I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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