I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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