Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
