I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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