How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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