I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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