He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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