I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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