I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
