I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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