good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we're making bets on your personal life
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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